Jan. 22, 2026
The Wind Chill, The Oscars, and The Gray Hair from Hell
I'm no punk because I live in Chicago, but this weekend's Polar Vortex is ready to take someone's lunch money out there and it won't be me! I have my plans set this weekend to catch up on a couple of movies since the Oscar nominations came out earlier this morning. People say gray hairs are a blessing when you get them, but they don't have to deal with the disrespectful, contemptuous, and inconsiderate follicles I have to fight with just about everyday.